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i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
10,860 notes (via howtonotbenothing & macarena-of-time)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
33,134 notes (via half-pass-piaffe & celeryandhummus)
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
152,093 notes (via anonymousyetpersonal & noire-pandora)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
197,850 notes (via helenthefangirl & salmiakkivodka)
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